Wednesday, December 19, 2012

MALEFIC by Jeffrey Mays

I am not sure where Malefic is at this moment. It has never attacked me before, directly. Perhaps I am safe. Probably I am.
Initially, I did not know what to call it. The packaging was labeled in a foreign tongue when I picked it up at the store. Some obscure English words were mixed in, but I couldn't understand them either. And so without the benefit of an accepted product name or description, and because of the torment it has caused me, I've started calling it Malefic.
If I had only spent an hour and gone to the rescue center for an old mastiff or a Scottish deer-hound the whole situation could have been avoided. Although, you see, I was not in the market for a pet. I wanted something. What did I want? I'm not sure. Just something to pass some time perhaps. A hobby, nothing more. I could have taken up watercolors again and might have even been able to sell them at the county market. I might have set up a booth next to the blind bead maker with his three-legged dog. There are other artist booths there and each one purveying their array of works – works of lesser quality than what I could produce. I am something of an artist if it is permitted me to say so. My pastel rendering of a Pierrot by a river, for example, was well-received.
But this time I may have aimed my sights too high. I have an eye for good art, but I am no Michelangelo. Watercolors are one thing. But like Icarus I feel I am tumbling from the sky having flown too close to the sun. Humility requires me to rephrase that – I may be more like a man who dug a hole too deep, flinging the soil up out of the hole, and now cannot get out.
Ambition got the best of me, I suppose. I am capricious like that, you know: drifting like a gadfly from one interest to the next. The same character fault has also kept me single all these years. Not satisfied with entomology or the djembe or playing farkle, I had to dabble in matters beyond my ken, so confident was I.
Ah. There it goes again, upstairs in the spare bedroom. I should have been in bed hours ago.
But it was not without some basis in reality. My career experience in somewhat related fields, I reasoned, would make for an easy bridge to a new endeavor. Indeed, I had labored among the engines of modern manufacturing. I had aided in fabrication of consumer goods devised by wizards with knowledge of elements and bio-matter, its growth and decay, the conjuring of new creations from murky steaming vats in warehouses. I had been employed at various times in these industries that produced useful new products to populate the shelves of retail stores.
As a young man I had assisted as old Dr. Whitfield many a' night as he stood hunched over the table tightly wrapped in his heavy cotton lab coat, those straps and buckles. And the goggles perpetually over his eyes, so dark with tint as to block them completely, like those bohemian rogues who wear their black sunglasses even indoors. I was there the very night when he turned a paste of composted mandrake and ethanol and a dozen other enzymes into a new plastic with un-guessed properties.
And even within the past decade my professional efforts had produced clever and miniaturized machines that did a small set of people tremendous recoveries to mind and body. My customers would often venture out through the marshes to my laboratory at the ambergris distillery. Their gratitude was most flattering. They inquired further about my little devices and the whirring mechanism that seemed miraculously to produce the effect, for they had examined them and could not unlock the secret to their function. And in the moment I silently realized that I was not altogether sure how they worked either. But I described for them my professional opinion – a commonly known phenomenon by which an object becomes greater than the sum of its parts. I related to them this notion so ubiquitous in the halls of science, and it served only to increase their wonder and respect for me. They went away bowing and smiling as if to pay me a kind of reverence.
But I digress. And even now I hear Malefic growing more restless. It senses that I am thinking about it and it is pacing around tapping its claws on the wood floor. Nevertheless I will continue with my tale.

Part II
Chemicals and their esoteric connection to the sustaining of life had always held a particular fascination for me. From the earliest days I would put salt on a slug, and as it melted, quickly apply a solution of camphor and ipecac and watch as it regenerated before my young boy’s eyes. Metals were easy to work with. I never did succeed in turning a base metal into gold, but with the help of a strong electrical pulse and copious applications of saliva, I did succeed in transforming tungsten into molybdenum. Sadly I only produced the effect once, which I attribute to the fact that I had a throat infection at the time and the bacteria in my spittle was surely the key to the transformation.
When I decided to try my new endeavor, the winter was especially tumultuous and I could seldom get out of the house. When necessity required it, I would don the black rubber coat and wool hat still in the coat closet where my late grandfather left them. And then amid in the fierce night storms and black snow flurries and tornadoes, I ventured out for what I needed, bracing myself against the sleet, scampering from porch to tree to shed as the lightning pursued me with vengeance, snapping at my heels. It was just such a night when I felt I must procure some new diversion or go mad. Under such wicked skies and hateful weather, I set out for a Curiosity Shop of some acquaintance.
The man at the counter did not speak proper English, and the parcel he gave me was labeled in a language that resembled his throaty, tongue-heavy speech made up of various gargling sounds and Nordic vowels and an occasional cumbersome English adjective. “Alchemic,” he kept saying, repeating it with gesticulations, saying it now slow, now fast, and finally beating the counter-top with his fist as if this would stir my comprehension. In response to my request for a hobby kit involving chemical elements with biological applications, he disappeared for several minutes in the rear of the shop and, returning, produced the parcel previously described. "Alchemic," he croaked. Finally I discerned that he was speaking of alchemy.
“Ah! Alchemy. Yes, I know something of the subject,” I replied, and I tried to describe to him my success with molybdenum. I surrendered after a moment when I realized that I was wasting my time with him, for he merely looked at me with an increasing intensity and a guttural diphthong utterance at random points that momentarily interrupted my tale. As I attempted to carry on casual shop clerk banter, he was becoming more and more animated, if that can be imagined. And the more I tried to thank him and ask about the parcel, the more be began to pound the counter-top and to point his finger in my face and finally to shout what I can only assume to be rank profanity in his glyphic and forgotten tongue.
And when he seemed to have expressed the burden of his dialectic in the fury of passion into which he had lathered himself, he fell silent and pointed to the door with a resolute finger and his head bowed. “But I have not paid you yet,” I protested, in response to which he returned to his apoplexy, and in blushing astonishment before his leaping and stamping and swooping gestures toward the door and his voice that signaled that a seizure was nigh, I grabbed up the parcel under my arm I fled out the door to the frightful yodeling of his pagan doggerel that summoned twelve legions of demons, or so it seemed to me.

Part III
When I arrived back at the manor where my great uncle had reluctantly allowed me residence, there was not a square inch of dry fabric in all my apparel. The chill had numbed my fingers and I fancied that my hair was singed by the lightning that dogged me every step of the way, in stark juxtaposition to my near-frostbitten hands. Uncle was abroad and I had the vast dark residence to myself.
After changing into some dry things, I took my parcel to the steel preparation table in the kitchen. Any tool or measuring device I might need was certain to be at hand. Using scissors to cut away the cardboard outer layer, I found, to my delight, a handsome leather satchel with a brass buckle. I celebrated my good fortune thinking that whatever else I might find, I had already received a good value from the parcel. The smell of the leather was magnificent – not the heady, tart smell of new leather – that leather still shining with the polish and stain of the leatherworker – but leather that is supple and seasoned, that many hands have handled before, and very durable unlike so many cheap imitations today.
I released the brass buckle and opened the bag with anticipation. Inside to my shock was a burlap sack. “Of all things,” I muttered. To find this rough, prickly layer inside the noble leather covering. Who would conceive of such a thing? I did not pause long to consider the question, but pressed ahead and opened the sack, emptying the contents onto the table. Some articles I recognized. A finger-sized block of graphite. A prism. A crumbling page from an old newspaper. A fifth of premium Kentucky whiskey. In one sealed container was a ball of fur – I could not tell what sort of animal it came from. There were included a half dozen small jars of chemicals with little labels – antimony, iron sulfide, saltpeter and so on.
There was a vial of clear fluid, which at first appeared to be water. Fancy if this is holy water, I thought. Removing the stopper and smelling a distantly familiar odor, I submitted to tasting it. It was clearly salty, but with a faint savor that assured me that it was not a regular chemist’s compound. I gathered its source to be a human secretion, perhaps tears. That, or the dew of perspiration, which made me shudder. Tears most likely, I decided. Yes, let it be tears. It was at this point that the sense that I had undertaken a project beyond my abilities, or rather, beyond what my stomach could bear, began to come upon me.
Several other items found in the bag were simply nostalgic articles or mysterious substances wrapped in old wax paper. I found a broken pocket watch for example. I found a charming old locket inlaid with mother of pearl, and a string necklace with several teeth, and a tiny key. Among the substances wrapped in wax paper appeared to be blocks of foundational material, like putty, in a variety of colors. I took a pinch of one color and worked it for a moment, and then mixed in another color, and finally a third and fourth. I pressed them together in my palms until the colors swirled together. Then I molded the swirling putty into the shape of a bowl and began to put various items in it: some crushed graphite, saltpeter, and a good dose of the whiskey, of which I also took a draft and found it to be airy in my sinuses like the effect of turpentine but as potent with its robust, amber gravitas as the company of Latin masters. A few other ingredients were set in the bowl, and I was ready to move to the next stage.
As I mentioned before, my experience with chemistry was of a very different sort. I toyed and fiddled and mixed, but I saw no effect. It seemed I was simply mixing odd materials together without direction. A notion suddenly overtook me that I had been duped. “There is no skill in this,” I thought. “This is a child’s play in a kitchen sink.” What would old Dr. Whitfield have thought if he could see this? I suspect he would have scowled at me from behind those goggles. However, even he could not have anticipated what was really brewing in my little kitchen laboratory.
Granted, there did seem to be a sort of logic to the way the items went together, though it may not be apparent at first. But to me it seemed that my hands were being guided by a outside understanding that came upon me in the presence of the moment. To this day I do not know if it was the muse, or simply my overconfidence pressing me forward.
The little bowl of ingredients sat before me on the table, and I began to look around the kitchen for some instrumentation. Rummaging through drawers and cabinets, I found a hammer for tenderizing meat, a basting brush, a thermometer, and a couple of ripe clementines. I also brought a metal bowl back to the table thinking that I would have to knead the elements together at some point, and I wanted to avoid a mess. But when I had returned to the table, my little putty bowl was trying to close up into a ball by some unseen animating principle. I watched it, and like a flower closing up at night, its little sides were pulling together. This concerned me a little because I had not yet put all the ingredients in and I feared an aborted effort.
Quickly and with great care, I set the object in the metal bowl. Not knowing why, I took the locket and the pocket watch and smashed them with the hammer. Then I put the pieces in the bowl, followed by the animal fur, the key, and, after another swallow for myself, the rest of the whiskey. I squeezed a clementine, letting its citrus juice drizzle into the mix, and I began to knead the mess with my bare hands as I hastily recited a pater noster. The mixture began to seethe and contort in the bowl and I my stomach lurched. It gave off a smell like nothing I’ve ever known. And then finally I knew in my soul the last step that was required. I had to anoint it from the vial of tears.

Part IV
I took the brush and dipped it in the vial, then I began to baste the object like a tiny Christmas ham, now merely a ball of confused elements with jagged pieces of sharp metal and bone poking out and tufts of fur in and through and around the messy mixture. As I applied the clear salty liquid, the smelly lump seemed to relax its agitation. The unpleasant smell dissipated. I would swear that if it was a living thing it could almost be said to give a sigh of contentment as I applied the fluid. I continued to spread it on until it had a complete coating all over.
I had forgotten the hour, but I suppose it was after midnight. The lightning and wind had ceased and only a snowy rain mix fell and formed a hard ice crust on everything outside. I suddenly realized my exhaustion and again felt my zeal for this project waning. What had I expected? Sticking the thermometer into its side, I noted the obvious, that some chemical reaction was at work, for the temperature was over one hundred and forty degrees. This had to be some kind of joke – the man in the shop had sold me a box of garbage and reagents that would produce a fizz, like a homemade soda volcano, but that was hardly what I’d had in mind when I went out in search of a new hobby.
I decided I would clean up the mess in the morning, and I put myself immediately to bed without even removing my waistcoat or shoes. The sleep-inducing effect of whiskey had me unconscious even as I mounted the stairs to my upper room, and I am certain that I must have sleep-walked the last twenty feet before collapsing.
But as my physiology would have it, once the soporific had spent its power, I awakened prematurely and was unable to return to sleep. The clock read 4:30 in the morning and I laid there frustrated for quite a while before rising in the still predawn darkness. I returned bleary-eyed to my little project thinking it would be suitable for nothing except the trash, and found it had evolved a little from the state in which I’d left it. It clearly had gained some organization and the tufts of fur had gathered into a proper array like a regular animal’s coat. Nor is that all. Once again it was jittering around in the metal bowl in agitation as I had seen it before, and it emitted an utterly foreign sound that I can only describe as resembling a baritone quack from a metallic duck.
The calming trick had worked before, so I tried it again. Taking the basting brush and the vial of salt tears, I brushed it with a good application, running along the grain of its fur. As predicted, the object became dormant.
Thus began my relationship with the creature I have lately started to call Malefic. But in those early days, I maintained a posture of cool ambiguity toward it. I decided to leave it a while and not throw it away. When it became jittery, I bathed it with the brush as before. I found its fur to be exceedingly soft and pleasurable to the touch and it occurred to me that a child might find it a nice toy when then chemical reactions ceased.
But to my astonishment, after ten days it had developed rudimentary limbs, and had started crawling on all-fours. In eight weeks it had eyes and a strangely formed snout. It’s fur had completely filled out, and it had perfected ambulatory function. And eventually, like a house cat it would rub up against my legs as I sat in my study, distracting me as I tried to work out some astro-chemical derivative or geometrical abstraction as I sometimes did to pass the time. Truthfully, in the months of its growth into full maturity, I came to value it as something of an awkward pet, a stray that had made itself at home. I cannot deny that my heart significantly warmed to it when an old friend from the academy came to visit me. Seeing the little beast, and hearing my explanation of its origin, he proceeded to hail my ascendancy among the titans of science. My pride was stroked and I thanked the creature afterward for the favor it had brought me.

Part V
Parents always identify the most exceptional aptitudes in their own children. Perhaps then I can be forgiven for what I have to say next. My little creature began to manifest remarkable talents and cleverness beyond those of other pets, and it would perform unbidden for my entertainment. I say it was remarkable. Rather trifles, I suppose, though to my eyes they were quite charming. It began with music. As I played a favorite musical recording in the evenings it would twitch its little tail or bounce a foot in rhythm – a proclivity unheard of in all the animal kingdom.
How I remember with fondness those months of our amiable companionship. It exchanged its previous unpleasant odor for a smooth, musky perfume, a smell which filled my study with a scent that would plunge my mind into endless unresolved problems relating to the human heart and its conflict with itself. You can further imagine my astonishment when it began to mimic my words, parroting phrases in that nasal metallic quacking voice it had, like the voice of an automaton. This was truly a unique thing and I rejoiced at the fortune that had brought the creature to my home.
Secretly I increasingly suspected that my creation might be of some monetary value, that this project might not have been merely a hobby after all, even though at the time I was growing so fond of it that the thought of it reaching the age and maturity of leaving my nest weighed upon me as a sad prospect.
How things can change in a matter of just a few weeks.
It continued to fall subject to spells of agitation, like an epileptic, and no soothing words or food would help, nor would my caresses or any other medicines or any of the elements that had gone into its chemical composition, save one. If the remedy were not applied soon, it would become intolerable with its annoying cry and worried pacing, tapping its nails on the wood floor and finally soiling the carpet. When I could take it no longer, I removed the vial of salt tears and applied it with the brush as I had done since its infancy. But as you can imagine, it didn't take long for the bottle to be emptied.
Something of a threshold was crossed the first day it fell into one of its fits after the bottle was empty. And when no other salve was found and the minutes had passed as I tried to restore it to calm, it instead became so wound up that it seemed it would burst. It climbed my pants legs, up to my chest and grabbed me by the lapels, and screamed its grating panic into my face. And I knew what I had to do, and I did it. The creature helped me of course with its manic perturbations setting my nerves on edge. I worked up a supply of my own tears and let them fall on it until it began to calm. Not satisfied with just a drop or two, it required a fair volume to do the trick and I was utterly exhausted afterward. But at least it was returned to its placid, amiable nature within just a few minutes.
Thus did our familial accord change in a single day, from the Creator-Creature model into a sinister reversal. When it fell subject to its fits of mania, it became a dominating nuisance that would not settle until it had driven me to tears of my own agitated rage, fiercely looking into my eyes waiting for the precious liquid to flow, sucking not just a few tears but the full heart of my upturned emotions, until we fell down gasping in the exchange. Each time it dragged me against my will along with it to the edge of the precipice, hung me over the edge and then released me only after the unnerving and embarrassing catharsis.
Fortunately, these episodes occurred not more frequently than once or twice a week.
Nor was that the only disruption the little brute caused.
Perhaps I let slip my remunerative intentions in my sleep. Or did it detect my thoughts in some curl of my mouth as I looked on paternally at its capering during the happy periods. I do not know. For all I know it could have spawned an endowment for telepathic congress with me, its maker, so precocious was the little beast. Whatever the cause, the creature ceased to be the playful toy and began to slink around the house with a new, melancholy aspect.
It seemed to be entering adolescence, and it was scarcely even a year old. The transformation occurred within only a week or two, and soon it rarely showed its face at all. I would only hear galloping thumps across the floor of a distant upstairs room. I would catch a glimpse of its tail disappearing underneath the sofa. I would hear its metallic quacking, murmuring its complaint to itself, and I was unable to determine from which direction it came. It ceased giving off any odor whatsoever, and I concluded it had reached the equivalent of its young adulthood. Any facet of its appearance that previously would have struck one as charming or playful began to dull and its expression came to resemble the cynical cock-eyed, wry-mouthed configuration of a spent and embittered octogenarian philanderer.
The tear applications ceased. No longer did it need them. It was full grown. When I would happen upon it as I searched through a dark coat closet, or descending into the basement late at night with my lantern to check the furnace, or near the attic access, it would cast me a look of anguish, a look of the injured adult-child, and then would spring away into a dark recess.
Some nights as I tried to sleep in the cold, empty house, I would startle awake and find it peering into my face intently, as if to supplicate its maker for the answer to the greatest question. Why was it here? Why was it created? Was it merely to lie pent up in the old mansion, to spend its days in a the dark recesses? Surely there must be more, its eyes said. I read the question in its face, but I could give no answer, for I did not know the answer. Could I have communicated with it, I would have explained my similar inquiry, the first and greatest of questions, as all the race of mankind has inquired since the dawn of sentience. I had created it, but could I tell it why? Could I say that it was just a plaything, a hobby, a way to pass the cold winter nights? And what if the same answer had come back to me in response to my inquiry, in the language of mankind, rather than pregnant, scintillating silence?
That is the way things stand. Even now, throughout the telling of my tale, its claws tap and scrape along the attic floor two stories up, around and around. I will see it occasionally and it will bristle in my gaze, and look at me briefly in the corner of its eye before dashing away. I must find a new home for it before we both go mad.
Jeffrey Mays is a textbook publisher by day and writer of quirky psychological fiction by night. His first novel THE FORMER HERO was recently completed and is now seeking a publisher to feed and care for it. 

Monday, September 24, 2012

Short Story Series #2


            Hm, that is a big one if not bigger than that.  How to win something like that time after time?  How?  There should be a possibility of making money there.  Some people do make money there and I want it too.  I know off people that do not anything but play chess and they live very well.  How, again.  Is there a system?  Should be.  In cards, if you want to know what your opponent has, you mark cards.  You use dots, colors, and change patterns on the back of cards.  Some players use misdirection to hide cards in the sleeves, packets and other parts of the clothing.  To do that, you should be good and fast and what if you are not.  If you are caught cheating, bad thing could happen to you and beating is not the worst of it.  You can loose parts of your body and even the head.  They can take you apart part by part.  I shiver just thinking about.  That is not the way to end your day. 
           For a few times, here and there, I tried to mark the chess pieces the opponent had.  It was not difficult.  He goes to get a drink or to the restroom and you mark all pieces.  There is always a chance to do that and, if there is none, you create one by asking for something.  Pawn – one dot; Rook – two dots; Knight – three dots and so on.  All you need is five dots.  My opponent did not see the markings, or saw it and did now show, but I lost anyway.  Why is it?  I marked it well.  Maybe he did notice it.  I bet he did not.  He is not too bright.  This is a tough game to break in but you have to keep trying.  I kept trying changing markings, colors, and ideas.  I tried to mark King with one dot, Queen with two and so on.  It was original and very different.  I bet no one had done it before.  I knew every piece he had; I could see them and, then, I marked them as well.  I knew his pieces better than he did.  I knew his pieces twice while he knew it only once.  I could not miss but still he kept winning.  Was it my fate?  I could not sleep at night, not more then usual eight or ten hours.  I could not eat more than three times a day, not counting a few snacks in between.  My meals were not huge to begin with.  I never ate more than three – four courses at dinner and I still do not.  Now, I could not eat even that much.  I was going out of my mind and I had very little appetite for life.  That is how much it bothered me.  How to win at chess all the time – was on my mind all the time.  It is on my mind even now. 
            Then, I tried to hide pieces.  I had seen it in a movie.  Once, when he stepped out to brink me a cup of coffee, I hided the Queen.  You see, I created the opportunity by asking for coffee.  That was my Queen I hided.  He came back, looked at the board, looked at me, made a move, and said, “Check and Mate.”  That was quick.  Was it my Queen?  Could he know something I did not?  Maybe it was the wrong piece to hide.  Next time, my King was gone.  He came back, looked at the board, looked at me, and said,
           “Where is your King?” 
           “What King?”  I shyly smiled. 
           “Stupid,” he said and went away.
           What just happened?  Did I lose?  Did he win?  Was it a draw?  So, I thought it through again and in much deeper depth.  Maybe I should not hide my pieces like in cards but his.  That was a revelation.  In cards, if a high card like an Ace is gone and only you know that, you have an advantage.  In chess, if something is gone on your side, you have fewer pieces to work with.  That could be your disadvantage.  I felt as I was on something there.  If I hided his pieces and he does not notice that for a while, he has fewer pieces to work with and that could be my advantage.  Next time, I removed one of his Pawns when he went for matches.  All that was back then when we used to smoke to feel better.  Now, we feel better when we do not smoke and feel real great after the open-heart surgery.  That solves more than one issue.  The surgery scar on your chest is a huge fashion statement that works like a magnet for the loose chicks seventy and older.  That scar proves that you had done things and survived.  Well, he did not see the missing Pawn for about two moves and then he said,
            “I had a Pawn there.” 
            “Where?” said I. 
            “There. “  He pointed at a spot. 
            “There?”  I pointed at the spot.  “So, where is it?”  I insisted using the power of my psyche.  It was strong, persuasive, often logical, and sometimes worked but not always to my benefit.  It was my psyche but its loyalty was in question.  I was even ready to show my scar on the chest and I do that only when I am cornered.  I was on the edge.  He slowly counted all pieces he had on and off the board and it were sixteen.  It was the correct number of pieces and numbers never lie.  Well, some numbers could be fuzzy but not all.  Even the government cannot hide it when they are missing a few trillion dollars.  That is how fuzzy it could be.  As I said, numbers do not lie. 
           “They are all here,” he mumbled. 
           “This is chess, my friend.  Pieces cannot just walk away.”  I was happy. 
            Still, I lost the game three moves later.  What did I learn from that?  I think one missing pawn is not enough to secure the victory.  Next time, when opportunity knocked on the chessboard, I removed three Pawns and all from the same flank living the flank wide open.  That is where I should attack and prevail.
             “Where are my Pawns?”  He had an enquiring look.
            “What are you asking?”  I had an enquiring look.
            “Three Pawns from over here.  Where are they?”  His look was hardening but still enquiring.
            “Why are you asking me?  Ask your Pawns.  They are your Pawns and you should know where they are at all times.  That is how Pawns get missing and children too.  Do you know where your children are?”  It was getting a little hot for my taste.  My look was enquiring for the exit.            
            “Sorry, I have to go.  I have a meeting with my Queen and a couple of Bishops.”
             He noticed.  That is not good.  Maybe I removed too many of them.  Maybe it is not quantity but quality.  If I removed his Queen instead, it could fly.  Next time, next time.  There is always next time.  My brain never stopped working.  There should be a better way to cheat at chess.  There are masters and gross-masters.  They cheat.  Don’t they?  Of course, they do, but they do it so well.  They are the greatest.  What do they do I don’t do?  Someone said they play well.  Rubbish.  What do you mean they play well?  You are just moving pieces: up – down, left – right, and sometimes diagonally, if that helps.  You move and they move.  You lose but they win.  Maybe, if you do not watch, they make more moves than you do.  Maybe they make two moves for every one of yours.  Maybe more.  Wow!   That is art.  They are good, fast.  I need to practice.  In the mean time, I can try something else.  I could turn the table around.  Let us play it out.  He is out because you asked him for something.  You turn the board around because you like his position better.  He comes in, sees the board, and says:
            “I was playing Black.”
            “When?”  I sounded surprised.
            “Just now,” he is confused beyond the confusion.
            “Just now?  But you are playing White.”  I pointed at the board with a lot of White pieces on his end. 
            “It was Black when I left to get you some water.”
            “When did you start wearing glasses?”  I felt sorry for my friend.  He was getting old and maybe losing his sight.
            “I don’t wear glasses.”
            “Ah, that is the problem.  You should.  If you wore glasses just now, you would see the White pieces on your side.  Would you like to try mine?”  I was full of best intentions. 
            He finished game playing the White and I lost anyway.  Turning the table did not help and I do not know why.  The whole logic was on my side and there was nothing going for him.  Still, he won.  It could be only luck.  What else?  I never was lucky, not since I lost at something for the first time.  I am still losing at something ever since.  I am a loser.  Blame the society, it made me that way.  There was too much of something or too little of something else.  My life was not balanced the right way and it was not fair, not in the fair way.  Everything I got, I got the hard way.  I had to work hard for every morsel of success and there were not too many of them.  Why the others do not have to do a half as much as I do to gain twice more?  They do not work that hard for their morsels.  This is really unfair.  Really.
             However, wonders never cease.  My sophisticated brain kept going strong working on the problem of winning at chess.  What else was there?  What else I could do to ensure my glory?  Think, think.  What is if I put more pieces on the board right on the beginning of the game?  Then, I could loose pieces the wholesale and still be ahead.  In time, I could tire him chasing my pieces.  There would be so many of them he could not take all.  If fewer pieces on your side leave you in disadvantage, more pieces should give a huge advantage.  That was it.  What pieces would work better?  I think the higher pieces are, the better my position is.  Does it make sense?  Yes, it does and a lot of it.  So, while my opponent was not looking, I added the whole new row.  In chess, they call it the ranks.  I was going for his jugular.  It was like a hot knife on the cold butter.  This brilliant move spelled victory and luck or fate had nothing to do with it.  Now, I had two Kings, two Queens, four Rooks, four Knights, and four Bishops.  It was beautiful, gorgeous, and quite convenient but somehow I had less room to maneuver.  Did I mention, I had the similar chess set at home, so I brought a few pieces with me, in the packet. 
            “What is it?” he even put the cigarette down and that was not normal.  His face expressed shock or something very similar to that.
            “What is?”  I looked around desperately searching for a problem bothering him.  I could not see anything wrong.
            “Why do you have more pieces than I do?”
            “That is the way it supposed to be, I guess.  It was that way when I came in.  Why did you do it?”  I questioned his sanity and the rules of the game.
            “I did not do it,” he was shaking with anger or maybe just a slight chill coming from the window.  The window was open due to our smoking.  It was working like the hole on the top of Teepee.  Smoke could escape when it was not wanted.
            “Then, who?  It was like this when I came in.  Maybe that is the way it supposed to be.”  I was strong, holding my position.
            “Then, why I have fewer pieces than you?”  He was not smoking at the moment but smoke was coming from his ears.
            “How do I know?  Maybe that is the way it supposed to be.”  I am not sure if I finished the sentence but he grabbed the chessboard and hit me over the head.  The board did not break I felt pain.  It entered my head and could not escape.  My brain was on fire and for what. 
            I really did not like how our last game ended.  Who won?  After all, chess was a very dangerous game.  Go figure.  I always took it for a slow motion, impossible to watch game of the brains.  But, there could be so much action there.  Boxing and wrestling move over.  Baseball – just go away.  Football, do not even enter.  Frankly, that was my last chess game ever.  You see, I do not like violence.  Violence of chess does not lead to anything good.  What is in it for the young generations?  Who could be the role model there?  Is that the one, who hit the other with the board, or the one hit with the board?  And, how do you watch the chess game?  You have to be very close to see anything.  The Yankee stadium would not work unless you seat right on the grass and watch it grow.  Yes, this is like to watch grass grow, almost as golf or the square dancing.  No, I rather watch TV and the action on the screen.  Let them being hit by anything.  Let them worry.  By the way, how do you cheat in bowling?

by Boris Zubry

About The Author-

Boris Zubry was born in the Soviet Union in 1951.  After earning a master's degree in mechanical engineering, he renounced Soviet citizenship and left the Soviet Union in 1978. In 1979 he received permission to enter the United States and became a U.S. citizen in 1984. He has worked as an engineer throughout the United States and abroad and currently lives in Princeton, New Jersey. 

Mr. Zubry is also author of: “Miles of Experience” – collection of short stories; “Arrogance of Truth” – collection of satiric short stories and poetry; “Chess Master” – a thriller; “Puska” – a novel, and numerous technical publications.